WET MARKET AND OTHER UPDATES

Wet Market Limited Hardcover, Playground WINS Best Novel, Morbid Curiosities Special Thank YOU Giveaway!

Hello dear fiends :)

It’s your ol’ pal AB Horror. Despite their best efforts, they still haven’t beheaded me just yet. I’m still here, writing pulp horrors for you to consume. But I’ve got so many wild updates, that honestly, I’ve been a little behind. So I may as well begin!

WET MARKET LIMITED SIGNED/NUMBERED HARDCOVER BUNDLE PREORDER!

While this is listed as a preorder, I’ve got about 10 left of this Wet Market Bundle in stock now, that will SHIP IMMIDEATLY. After those are gone, you can still preorder, but there will only be about 100 more EVER. The final batch of 100 hardcovers will arrive within about two weeks. So, if you’d prefer to read it sooner than later, if you order now, you might get one right away!

There is a reason this book is not on Amazon or eBook. I’m not convinced it should be given to the mainstream. This one is for my readers and my readers alone. Thanks again for your support, I’m blown away by how this book has only up for about a week and it’s inching closer to selling out.

PLAYGROUND WINS BEST NOVEL AT THE SPLATTERPUNK AWARDS!

I can’t even begin to tell you how much fun I had in Austin, TX for the Splatterpunk awards. It was such an amazing time where I was able to connect with so many people from our genre and learn. Hearing stories and tips from the writing heroes that have been keeping this genre relevant for so long is a great honor. I’m attaching my full acceptance speech here for you all to watch!

I cannot thank those folks who put this amazing event on for us enough, it was truly a life changing moment that I will never forget.

MORBID CURIOSITIES SPECIAL THANK YOU GIVEAWAY!

If you didn’t know, you better ask somebody. And in case anyone forgot, I’m AB HORROR. Not AB DRAMA.

That being said, I’m sorry to any of my readers who are getting called terrible things because they read my stuff. This post is for YOU and you alone. I love all you guys and gals and you deserve better than the way some choose to treat you. You will always have my full support, and just because I choose not to engage in outrage, that doesn’t mean I’m not here for you guys. But let’s take a moment and forget about the people trying to bring us down and have some fun instead. Let me do what I was born to do and take your mind off the shitty stuff.

I’ve been waiting to release/announce this, but fuck it. While I’m still not releasing this Morbid Curiosities compendium just yet, I am going to give 10 of these limited/signed hardbacks up to random readers TODAY. All three issues are included, as well as the 15 illustrations.

IT ALSO INCLUDES A BRAND-NEW INTRODUCTION “THE CURIOUSLY MORBID WORK OF ARON BEAUREGARD” BY KRISTOPHER TRIANA!

I wanted to make this series because my dad loved the Twilight Zone and as a result, so did I. These books are heavily inspired by the strange series, but using my own unique voice of course. While he was dying of cancer I wasn’t sure if the initial copy of the hardcover would make it in time for me to show him—the first book I had dedicated to him. Thankfully it did, and mere hours before I watched him take his last breath, I tearfully explained to him how much he meant to me while holding this. I don’t know if he could hear any of it, but I like to think he did.

After going through this experience, all those little things we did when I was younger suddenly seemed to have a much more profound impact in retrospect.

So yeah. I want to share this with you all. Because without you guys making my books mean something, the dedication isn’t nearly as powerful. I like to think that we all dedicated it to him.

And yeah, the dumb shit—that I have NOTHING to do with—that people wanna rope me into on the Internet is so insignificant in the grand scheme of things.

I’m still trying to process losing my father.

I could give a FUCK less what anyone says about me or demands of me.

As a human being with free will, forgive me if internet outrage is a little low on my list of priorities. The fact that its so high for some is a much deeper issue and sadly, I don’t have time to Dr. Phil it for them right now. Maybe in the future, when I’m balder…

But enough talk about the buttholes of the web! Here are 3 ways to get your hands on this compendium dedicated to my dad. Just simply leave a COMMENT here or on the Instagram post or on my Facebook post. I’m selecting different people from all 3 platforms.

And remember… until next time, keep it 100% Horror.

UNTIL NEXT TIME… KEEP IT 100% HORROR!

Aron Beauregard is the TWO-TIME Splatterpunk Award-winning author of such atrocities as The Slob, Playground, All Smiles Until I Return, Modern Hysteria, Yellow, and countless others.

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